I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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