You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
You pole danced in your parka.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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