So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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