Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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