i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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