i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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