I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
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