Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
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I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
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Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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