Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
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He's a Shit stain on my heart
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
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The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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