I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
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I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
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No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
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