normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
