We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
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The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
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Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
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Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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