I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
So apparently I’m into choking now
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