I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Randomize
