Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
The ass gains better be worth it
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