so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
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I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
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Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
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Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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