I love black thongs
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
so let's talk penis.
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You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
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Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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