so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
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I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
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Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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