I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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