She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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