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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
