Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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