Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
You ruined the universe
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
