yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
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She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
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Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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