people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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