You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize
