The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
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Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
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I could fuck to npr.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
I love you.
Bad choice
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