so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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