We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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