just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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