Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
the gays at disneyland are vicious
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
