Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
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my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
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It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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