well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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