Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Randomize
