I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
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oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
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I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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