You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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