they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
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