Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
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I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
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I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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