Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
