gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
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