We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
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You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
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You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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