normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
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He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
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We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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