It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
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He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
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HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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