they need to just BURY HIM!
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
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I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
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She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
I think i got beer on your cat.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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