Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
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