and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Vodka?
Forever.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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