It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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