Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
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There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
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My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
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