it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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