I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
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Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
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Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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