See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
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Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
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Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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