i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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