i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
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He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
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I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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