in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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