I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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