i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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